Good friend's teaching English in Tokyo. Sent me some birthday items from various stores in Japan, in which the owners/manufacturers tried valiantly to get the proper English translation...
1. New Japanese DVD (with subtitles) of the Disney classic - SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN PYGMIES
2. A store-bought card expressing true love - poem entitled "My Heart is Flammable"
3. A kid's T-shirt with a big thumbs up imprint of Uncle Sam with the caption "Future Dictator"
My ribs still hurt from laughing so hard.....
