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« on: March 25, 2009, 08:52:12 PM » |
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You probably read this one before. I love it because I can relate to this, although I'm not in PA
DEAR DIARY:
AUG 12
Moved to my new house in Pennsylvania. So peaceful! Everything is so beautiful here. The mountains are majestic. I can't wait to see them covered in snow. It's so nice to finally leave behind the heat, the humidity, the traffic, the violence, the floods, the pollution and those impolite people from São Paulo. I LOVE IT HERE!
OCT. 14
Pennsylvania is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I LOVE
IT HERE!
NOV. 21
Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE!
DEC. 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight today (I won). When the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE!
DEC. 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again, that rascal. A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT HERE!
DEC. 19
Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. F*#ing Snowplow!
DEC. 22
More of that white sh!t fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling. That A@$*$le!
DEC. 25
"White Christmas" my busted a$$. Mother f*@#ing snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snowplow, I swear I will castrate the dumb b*#@ard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on this f$#@ing ice.
DEC. 28
More of the same sh!t last night. Been inside since Christmas Day except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain of white sh!t. The weatherman says expect another 10 inches of this sh!t tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?
JAN. 1
Happy F@#*ing New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN). We got 34 f*@#ing inches of snow this time. At this rate it won't melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck down the road and shit for brains had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the sh!t he plowed into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his f*#$ing head.
JAN. 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car and I hit the f*&@er. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last November.
March 15
Slipped on the f*#$ing ice and broke my leg. Had a dream I was sitting under a palm tree.
MAY 3
Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe the body is rotting away from all the f*&^ing salt they keep dumping all over the roads. It really looks like a piece of sh!t.
MAY 10
Moved back to São Paulo. This is life! So good! Heat, humidity, traffic, violence, pollution and impoliteness. The truth is that anyone who would rather live in cold, lonely f****** Pennsylvania must be crazy! I LOVE IT HERE!
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« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2009, 10:10:14 PM » |
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hehe.. I've seen a variation on this for "From Miami to Minnesota"
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« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2009, 10:27:27 PM » |
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LMFAO! I live in Buffalo NY where we get TONS of snow so I can definitely relate! That was soooo funny! Luckily we have our own plow now so it isn't much of a problem anymore.
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« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2009, 11:45:29 PM » |
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Funny, I just want Sean Goldman to post the same joke in a couple of years.  |
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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2009, 12:07:39 PM » |
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THANK YOU FOR KEEPING US GOING!!!! AND THANKS FOR THE LAUGH.
DEE
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« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2009, 02:42:26 PM » |
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Thanks for the laugh! Had not seen that one before.
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« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2009, 07:32:27 PM » |
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Funny, I just want Sean Goldman to post the same joke in a couple of years. minus the returning to Brazil part I've lived in Florida my entire life (except for 3 lovely years in Sicily) and have never had the fortune (or is that misfortune) of shoveling snow. I do admit, it did snow for a short while back in 1989, but it was melting by the time it hit the ground.  But we do have a problem with deer and wild hogs running into the roads. |
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"Every parent who has a child and they tuck him in at night, or her in at night, and they wish the best and only the best and they will always protect the child and do whatever they can, but most of the time they don't have to prove it. I'm in the proving grounds, to myself and to my child. I have to get him home and I will do whatever I have to. I'll never stop to save him." --David Goldman
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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2009, 11:27:48 AM » |
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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92) We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response knowing he would have a good one. In classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2010, 04:53:27 AM » |
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LOL!!!
Never had to shovel snow but I can imagine how that must be.
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David, you are a true inspiration to all of us! :clapping:
I know Sean will be the happiest son ever because
he has the best father any child could wish for 
God bless you for never giving up!
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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2010, 11:54:43 AM » |
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You could just come to Texas. I love Texas! You probably read this one before. I love it because I can relate to this, although I'm not in PA
DEAR DIARY:
AUG 12
Moved to my new house in Pennsylvania. So peaceful! Everything is so beautiful here. The mountains are majestic. I can't wait to see them covered in snow. It's so nice to finally leave behind the heat, the humidity, the traffic, the violence, the floods, the pollution and those impolite people from São Paulo. I LOVE IT HERE!
OCT. 14
Pennsylvania is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I LOVE
IT HERE!
NOV. 21
Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE!
DEC. 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight today (I won). When the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE!
DEC. 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again, that rascal. A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT HERE!
DEC. 19
Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. F*#ing Snowplow!
DEC. 22
More of that white sh!t fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling. That A@$*$le!
DEC. 25
"White Christmas" my busted a$$. Mother f*@#ing snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snowplow, I swear I will castrate the dumb b*#@ard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on this f$#@ing ice.
DEC. 28
More of the same sh!t last night. Been inside since Christmas Day except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain of white sh!t. The weatherman says expect another 10 inches of this sh!t tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?
JAN. 1
Happy F@#*ing New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN). We got 34 f*@#ing inches of snow this time. At this rate it won't melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck down the road and shit for brains had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the sh!t he plowed into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his f*#$ing head.
JAN. 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car and I hit the f*&@er. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last November.
March 15
Slipped on the f*#$ing ice and broke my leg. Had a dream I was sitting under a palm tree.
MAY 3
Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe the body is rotting away from all the f*&^ing salt they keep dumping all over the roads. It really looks like a piece of sh!t.
MAY 10
Moved back to São Paulo. This is life! So good! Heat, humidity, traffic, violence, pollution and impoliteness. The truth is that anyone who would rather live in cold, lonely f****** Pennsylvania must be crazy! I LOVE IT HERE! |
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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2010, 12:56:44 PM » |
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You could just come to Texas. I love Texas! |
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« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2010, 02:05:38 PM » |
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living in an area where it annually snows atleast 6 feet a season and the last couple of years have had a "bumper crop" (more like 9-10 feet of the stuff) I dream of living in FL ... snow is pretty on the mountains and the fields but not in my driveway, on my roads or covering my car at 7am when I want to get to work .... I can relate to this joke ... (as I watch the snow coming down today .... )
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« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2010, 02:21:22 PM » |
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living in an area where it annually snows atleast 6 feet a season and the last couple of years have had a "bumper crop" (more like 9-10 feet of the stuff) I dream of living in FL ... snow is pretty on the mountains and the fields but not in my driveway, on my roads or covering my car at 7am when I want to get to work .... I can relate to this joke ... (as I watch the snow coming down today .... ) A Brazilian friend of mine who has lived in US for the past 25 years (based in NJ but with constant trips to NV) relocated to PA as he got a better job there. Even used to snow and cold he is complaining a lot - he says PA is much worse in this regard. |
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« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2010, 04:27:36 PM » |
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I live in the most beautiful place in the world!!! I can say that because I've lived in the East Coast, Mid-West and 7 degress below the equater line (Brazil). Now, I live in the gorgeous Pacific Nortwest! We see snow here, but up in the mountains - not on our driveways. I see it from the porch on my backyard when I look at the view. I see it when I'm driving up highway205, the beautiful views of Mt. Hood and Mt.Saint Helens. Here you have the best of both worlds! No humidity and no below freezing weather! I love it!
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« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2010, 07:16:50 PM » |
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This e-mail has been going around my office too. (with a little twist since we're not Brazilians). Still funny everytime I read it. It applies to us big time !!! I live right outside of Philly and we have alot of snow the last few weeks!!!  |
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