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Wendy:
The Secret Service were looking to hire a Secret Black-ops Agent for extremely tough and clandestine assignments.  The person they needed had to be ruthless.  They scanned the pool of applicants and narrowed it down to two men and one woman.  Once all their preliminary testing was done they invited them in for the ultimate test.
The first man gets called into a room where agents inform him that behind a door in another room, is his wife.  They hand him a gun and tell him that she is a spy and a serious threat to National Security and that he must eliminate her .  The man looks at them and says immediately that he cannot harm his wife, hands them back the gun and leaves.
The second man enters and is told the same story.  He takes the gun and enters the room and sees his wife.  10 minutes later he comes out sweating profusely and says that while he’s not overly fond of his wife, he cannot shoot the mother of his children.
The woman is called in, smartly dressed in a pencil skirt and starched blouse and perfectly coifed hair.  She is told her husband is in the next room and is handed the gun with the very same story.  She immediately takes the gun and marches into the room.  For a few minutes there is silence and then the screams begin.  Then the sound of smashing, banging and crashing begin emanating  from the room.  Suddenly there is silence.  The woman walks out wiping her brow and adjusting her skirt – she hands the gun back to the interviewer and says,
“You might want to put some bullets in that, I had to beat him to death with the chair”

jdv28:
Wendy that was good.  Laugh out loud good!

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