An 85-year-old man was having his annual check-up. The doctor asked how he was feeling:
- I have never felt better in my life - said the old man. - My new bride is 25 and is expecting my child. What do you say, doc?
The doctor stopped for a minute, then said:
- Let me tell you a story:
"There was a man who was crazy about hunting, never missed a hunting season. One day, by mistake, he put his umbrella is his backpack instead of the rifle. When he was in the woods, a bear suddenly jumped in front of him. He pulled out his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and... BANG!.. the bear died".
- HA!HA!HA!HA! This is impossible - said the old man. - Some other hunter must have shot the bear.
- Exactly!!!!!!
